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cubjurholt

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cubjurholt

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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Dear Alcohol

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video... We need to talk...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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I bet you are naked under those clothes.

You slut.

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Everone asks 'What does the fox say?'

No one asks 'How does the fox feel?'

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like 'O MG'

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Today, I woke up and I was still alive

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I AM

two of the most powerful words; for what you put after them shapes your reality

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