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Will you be my Valentine?

. . . this year I don't wanna be obamaself

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I'm just
Joshin'

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Will you be my _alentine?

I'll give you the V later.

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I'm just Joshin' ya

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Do I ask you why you lift?
NO!

So don't ask me why I don't.

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I bought my sandwich at SUBWAY instead of making it myself.

Because Fuck Feminism!

@ladyinwaiting464

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Wake me up when September ends . . .

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'How did you get into my room' business.

How rude.

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