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sad nigga who likes Memes

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when Tim drinks vodka he is Timitrij

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a vodka please!

but sir,
this is McDonalds!

ok....
a McVodka please,
and supersize it!

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judge: anything you say will be held against you
boy: titties
judge: fuck, he's good

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she said ,,do you love me? "
I tell her ,,only partly, I only love my weed and my vodka"

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when I get a girlfriend, pornhub will go broke

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Deutschland ist wenn du Fahrrad fahren musst weil dir dein Führerschein abgenommen wurde weil du betrunken Fahrrad gefahren bist

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Pech im Spiel, Glück in der Liebe.
eher fml

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