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Cali51Fornia

Expecting the world to be fair with you because you are fair with it is like expecting a lion to not eat you because you don't eat lion...

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Love is blind and foolish.
Our hearts don't always love the right people at the right time.

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woke up to a blowjob this morning...that's the last time i fall asleep with my mouth open.

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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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do not sniff the white lines

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I'm bringing sexy back...if only I could remember where I had it last!

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I'm just afraid that my worst isn't good enough for you.

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