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Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3.

Thats your age.

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Friends are like balloons.

If you stab them, they die

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You have to wonder... The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing to that cow?

3

Roses are red, violets are
blue, I've got 5 fingers, the middle is for you

5

1. You can't say 'M' without your lips touching.

2. You're trying it now looking like an idiot.

3. Now you're smiling.

5

How to kill a spider:

Get a tissue,
approach it slowly,
and very carefully,
burn the house down.

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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Lazy fact #75483502723,

You were too lazy to read that number.

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