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The old “I didn’t do this racist thing because I usually remember the racist things I do and I don’t remember this one” defense. Classic.

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The CEO of Starbucks should never be president. He won’t be able to get all of our names right.

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Who hasn’t screamed “the other side did crimes” moments before being exonerated by a lengthy investigative report you don’t want anyone to see?

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A guy named Pecker threatened to release a dick pic.

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Is Martin Sheen running yet? The only way to stop a bad TV president is with a good TV president.

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So you’re trying to tell me no one in the whole town had the same shoe size as Cinderella?

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Billionaire: I really care about helping Americans.
Americans: Great! Will you use your billions to help Flint get clean water or help Puerto Rico rebuild or fund cancer research at never before seen levels?
Billionaire: No. I’ll spend millions on an attempt to be more powerful.

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“Go back to where you came from.” -Melania into her mirror every morning

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