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If you cant think right think wrong

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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Unless you want to be in the friendzonego for it!

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why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

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i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

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