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betterthanyou

when your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply with "that's the point"

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when i'm bored I send a text to a random phone number saying "I hid
the body... now what?"

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why did little Susan fall off the swing? she didnt have any arms

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remember to put a condom on your heart, so if somebody fucks it up you're protected.

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dont take your life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive

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why be royal,
when you can be awesome?

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oh, that awkward eye-contact you get with the waiter after ordering their meatballs.

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one bro should not stare into another bros eyes while doing a
three-way.

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