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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

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You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

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