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NO!!! ... ... ...

..."How stupid can you be?!"
is NOT a challenge!!

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"Whomever smelt it dealt it...

...So technically, Officer, that makes this marijuana yours."

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If I well overcook all of my food, will I lose weight, seeing as I've already burnt off the calories?

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I don't often hope that my wife has farted, but I'm praying that the smell coming from the kitchen isn't my dinner!!

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The instructions on the pizza box say:
"Bake in oven for 18-21 minutes"... ...

... ...How do I cook something for minus 3 minutes??

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I will be so, disappointed if when he eventually dies, Will.I.Am does NoT have his gravestone inscribed with, "Will.I.Was"!

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If you fail at
everything
you
try, then just
try being a
failure.

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My wife and I really wern't expecting a baby, and then... ...

... ...BAM!!! One goes right across the windscreen.!!.

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