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When your teacher thinks youre talking but you're actually talking

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One does not simply...

Walk into class past the bell.

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When your family thinks youre sitting on the toilet but youre actually sitting on a giant black horse triple dildo.
Somehow.

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When your friends think youre riding girls but youre actually riding your lobster

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"I love her"
"Tell her!"
"Ew wtf no..."

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"I have a girlfriend"
Oh wait thats a pizza....
"I have a pizza"

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Me talking to my crush like:

jk i dont talk to my crush

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