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zombies eat brains...

you're safe.

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Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

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I love my sixpack so much,
I protect it with a layer of fat.

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Live the life you love.

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recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

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Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

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