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Girl: How much do you love me??
Boy: Look at the stars and count them.
Girl: But it's morning
Boy: Exactly

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Hot Guy: Hello 911?
911: What is going on??
Hot Guy: Two girls are fighting for me.
911: So what's the problem??
Hot Guy: The ugly one is winning
911: ._.

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Boy: You're so beautiful
Girl: No i'm not
Boy: Okay you're ugly
Girl: EXCUSE ME!!
Boy: That's what happens when you don't accept a compliment

1

Jake:today my teacher pointed at me with a ruler
Ryan:So??
Jake:He said
"there's an idiot at the end of this ruler??
Ryan: OMG he called you an idiot!?
Jake: I got detention after i asked which end.

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Friend: OMG!!
Friend2: What?
Friend: I saw your boyfriend making out with a fat girl at the mall!!
Friend2: I'm with him right now
Friend: Oh... Got2go

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Cody: Mom stop you're not funny, you don't make jokes.
Mom: I made you
Cody: ._.

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