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AndyRichter

actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to @SarahThyre, father of two

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Today I heard a guy on the street say, "It's chowder season, baby!" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words

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Behind every great man is me, desperately trying to sell hotdogs to great men

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Greedy rich men want you to blame immigrants and foreigners for the things greedy rich men do. Any bigotry is an attack on the middle class.

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I think at this point Trump could just say he built a wall and most of his voters would choose to believe it. Much cheaper.

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If any of the victims from the Paradise fire go into any Goodwill in the state and show ID and proof that they fled from their home the manager at ANY Goodwill will give you blankets, clothes, toiletries and anything you need. Even things for your pets. Please re-post.

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All the wrong people hate themselves.

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Racism is not a "viewpoint that deserves to be heard." How many times must this be said?

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The school shooter today didn't act alone.

He was assisted by the President, 52 Senators, and the NRA.

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