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WHY DOES IT TAKE PIRATES SO LONG TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?

BECAUSE THEY CAN SPEND YEARS AT C.

LOL!

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$(\___/) ( •__• ) ( ) " "$

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I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

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she: I need to tell you something.
he: yes?
she: I maked up with someone else yesterday.
he: thats ok... wait it's not ok, who is, where do he live I gonna kill him!!?!!!???!!!
she: it was actually a girl.
he: ......... telll me more baby!!!!!!

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she: dad why do I need to make my bed when I'm just going to sleep in it again?
dad: why do you wipe your ass when you just will shit wuth it again?

Tru story people!!!!!

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$___ / \ / ^ ^ \ | --- | I feel so happy!!!$

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Why wory about tomorrow. It will be gone the day after

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A SMILE IS THE PRETTIEST THING YOU CAN WEAR

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