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Alexie

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Bitch you were made in China

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Girls who say "lots of guys are after me" should NEVER forget low prices attract the most customers

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Dear maths,
I'm tired of working out your problems deal with them yourself from now on

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In school we learn the lesson before we take the test

In life we take the test before we learn the lesson

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When you really want to slap someone do it but remember to say "Mosquito"

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I didn't think you could spread rumours when you're too busy spreading your legs

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

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8 planets
204 countries
809 Islands
6.000.000.000+ people
AND I'M STILL SINGLE

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