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I hate the word homophobic.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are an asshole.

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Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

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Kanye West named his child North West.

What if Alicia Keys named her son Car?

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* Hey Dad... remember when I was little & killed a butterfly and you said "No butter for a week" ?

* And then I killed a honeybee and you said " No honey for a week" ?

* Mom killed a cockroach last week, should I go break the news to her ?

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I put my big girl panties on but the elastic broke so now i am forced to show my ass

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Do no touch MY phone!

It's not an usPhone,
it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone
...

It's an iPhone

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"Swearing is unattractive"

WELL I'M ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK YOU

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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