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Alek

Soo i'm just a regular danish guy :)

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Alek

Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

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If money is the root of all evil...

Then i must be a saint.

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In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

- Martin Luther King

7

When did the future stop being a promise and start being a threat?

3

Things money can't buy:

1. Manners
2. Morals
3. Respect
4. Character
5. Common sense
6. Thrust
7. Patience
8. Class
9. Integrity
10. Love

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Accidentaly clicked on internet explorer.

Now i have to wait for it to load so i can close it again...

4

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender hands him his beer.

How much? The neutron asked.

For you?
No charge.

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Ever tasted water from Kenya?

Neither have they.

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