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sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies

63

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

57

It's not a Sunday unless you waste the whole day and then get really sad around 8 oclock

22

My goal is to build a life I
don't need a vacation from.

28

i'm just another poet awake when i should be sleeping

20

Every woman has the right to be ugly, but you are abusing the privilege.

37

COFFEE
DOESN'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS.

COFFEE UNDERSTANDS.

12

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

141

She always had that about her, that look of otherness,
of eyes that see things much too far, and of
thoughts that wander
off the edge of the
world.

19

If I had 24 hours to live...

Ah, fuck it. I'd probably just sit and eat chicken from a bucket.

51

"Be strong"
I whisper to my coffee.

47

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest, All because they do not want to see people suffer the way they do.

74

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

Well...
I just added another one to the "What the fuck was I thinking?" list.

40

Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

64

Where there's a will,
there is a snooze button.

33

wanted
dead & alive
schrödingers
cat

30

In this world
of material
love and
unashamed
need,
I
want
to
not
want

28

That was funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

73

Awe you make me feel all lovey dovey and shit

Get the fuck out

40

i want to slowly go down on you and tease you. then rise up and fuck you hard.

sincerly,
gas prices

24

I've chosen not to participate in life today

33

I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that dont't end in an orgasm

56

Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

56

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

100

I have mixed drinks about feelings. ..

144

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

200

Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

146

I know I may sound selfish, but I want you. I hope you want me too, but I know you don't.

4

saying "we can still be friends" to your ex is like saying: the dog is dead but we can still keep him

8

My IKEA furniture has lasted longer than any of my relationships.

31

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

And I just want to tell you, it takes everything in me not to call you, and I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't,

I almost do.

235

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

146

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

241

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

220

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

165

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

250

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

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