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a ghost could be humping you right now and you wouldnt even know it.

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nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex.

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even if i had a million reasons to leave you i would still look for one to stay.

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"f*ck it" my final thoughts before making a decision.

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got a problem with me ? solve it. think im trippin' ? tie my shoes. cant stand me? sit back down. cant face me? turn around.

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a REAL woman never lets her man leave the house HUNGRY or HORNY.

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i stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

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yelling "stay" at an inanimate object that keeps falling over as if it's going to listen to you.

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