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Posts Liked by zumbuero

If you ever have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don't wanna live the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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Can't wait for the day some kid grows up and sues their parents for plastering their face all over the Internet.

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YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

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I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

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I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.

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Stumpft der Mensch vom Gaffen ab?

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Eine Zigarette verkürzt das Leben um 2 Minuten, ein Bier um 4 Minuten. Ein Arbeitstag um mindestens 8 Stunden.

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