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What to do? My dog reads my mind and my parrot talks behind my back...

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I'M NOT DRUNK
I'M
SOBEER.

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You're "sorry", and I watch porn for story lines.

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After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.

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I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

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neck tattoos used to mean watch out that guy is scary!

now they mean
i'd like to read you poems about my vegan bicycle

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whenever i hear trump in the news i can feel my brain cells dying •••

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If you see me eating a salad in a restaurant, I've been kidnapped and I am trying to signal you!

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