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Posts Liked by zeroll

People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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If a girl says "ok have fun." Do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.

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"FBI, open the door"

"NO, it's cooler when you break in".

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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"I'm a wizard"

"Prove it."

"Sorry, no magic outside of hogwarts."

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