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It's only 2:37am here.

Maybe I can
go to sleep
before
the alarm
goes off
this morning.

10

Go fuck yourself,

but take the scenic route.

28

snow, heat
and humidity
will never
keep me
locked up
but they can
try •••

17

Every
time
you
made
one
person
smile,
you
did
a
good
deed.

7

I slept really well last night, I slept like a baby: I pissed the bed four times... and woke up crying five.

~ Lee Evans

4

I saved a girl from being attacked last night.

I controlled myself.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

4

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

~ Jim Carrey

4

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

~ Jim Carrey

5

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