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Posts Liked by yamilla

politicians and diapers must be changed often,

for the same reason.

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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

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Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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you cannot make everybody happy.
you're not a Nutella jar.

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Wednesday
It's almost, kind of, sorta, close to, just about, nearly the weekend.

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