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hell is where beers have holes in the bottom and women don't.

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We don't even have to be friends

we can just be benefits.

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Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot.

Maybe it wants to be called beautiful.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

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Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

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only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

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