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Posts Liked by xPink_Ponytail

i got so drunk last night i walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.

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Did I said "I love you"? Sorry I was talking to the food

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me during the day:
ugh I'm so tired. I can't wait to go home and sleep. I'm gonna sleep for 100 hours

me during the night:
Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90's and listen to them all while writing a book and watching an entire season of friends and clean the car

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I hate when netflix stops and asks if I'm still watching

like yes do you think I got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don't believe in fairy tales?

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imagine how cool being a pet fish is like

you're swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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