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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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Judging by the smell, my neighbor is having diarrhea for dinner.

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Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

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