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Sorry 2017 I don't swallow.

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List of my s**t that I have together:

1.

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You had me at , "Hell no!"

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Liebes Wochenende, es ist wirklich nicht schlimm, wenn man zu früh kommt.

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When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to ten.

When you get to eight, throw a punch.

No one ever expects that.

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Ich hasse es, wenn man den Anfang eines Pornos verpasst und nicht weiß, warum die Waschmaschine kaputt gegangen ist.

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Wer in den Abgrund springen will, muss ordentlich Anlauf nehmen.

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I once won a trophy for laziness but when I sent someone in my place to accept it they decided to make a statue of me as well.

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