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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

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life is simple

people are complicated

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All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

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houston we got a hangover

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men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

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