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GAY MARRIAGE is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states.

good going, america.

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sex is like a cosmopolitan.

when it's good it's great, but when it's bad it's still pretty good.

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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I'd appreciate it if you started treating me like a sex object.

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A guy with a gun enters a bar.

"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.

A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets mate!"

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I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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We
all have
that one friend
that makes everything so damn sexual •

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