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when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

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I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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I LOVE ALL OF GODS CREATURES

especially Pizza & Porn

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Act innocent. Even if your mind is filthy as fuck.

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if beer and women aren't the answer, then you are asking the wrong question

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My favourite thing about this sentence is that by the time you realise it's not going anywhere, you've already read it.

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"I can die happy now, i've been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents."

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