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Posts Liked by VijaySarathi

There is a pretty good chance I'll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people.

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Don't like sex? Don't have it.
Don't like drugs? Don't use them.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.

Don't like your rights taken away?
Then don't take someone else's.

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Seriously.
What is it with beautiful people saying they break mirrors?
It's kinda* annoying to those of us who really do.

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

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why don't you speak it outloud instead of living in your head?

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Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

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