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you mean this is it?

46

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

61

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you.

Push and Pull.

63

I am kinda like a cat, i need someone to take care of me altough i can take care of me all by myself.

4

Trying to describe what you feel is like taking a picture of the moon with the mobile....

65

The man who invented autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

78

i need a break from my own thoughts.

51

Five years ago today we published this app called Boldomatic.

64

If I could I'd wish to wake up with the sound of your breath on my neck , your lips on my cheek, the touch of your heart beating with mine, knowing never find this feeling with anyone but you, if I could

55

why blame your life on the pull of the sun, moon, or stars or the push of fate, karma or destiny when you have the power to write your own soul's history?

46

it's weird how we tell our kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is.

49

the good thing about the past is that if you don't carry it with you, it's gone.

56

nothing ever goes away until it has taught us
what we need to know.

50

I hoped.

I didn't expect.

I still was disappointed.

50

the future just ain't what it used to be.

51

Happiness is not the final destination. It's a way of travelling

63

Memories are always special.
Sometimes we laugh when remembering the days we cried and sometimes we cry when remembering the days we laughed..

that's life..

69

hate keeping my mouth or my heart open for so long for so little

45

If you had a bad day, don't take it out on me.

Unless we're both naked.

115

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

219

Betrunken flirten ist wie hungrig einkaufen..

32

not single but in love with freedom

127

Wenn ich mir, das Chaos in meinem Leben so anschaue bin ich mir ziemlich sicher, dass mein Schutzengel trinkt.

8

She said "tell me something super dirty", I said "Your kitchen bitch!"

129

THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME
NAKED IN THE DARK.

8

please god cure my hangover and i promise i will never drink again, also forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.

59

I'm great in bed..
I can sleep for hours •

19

It's the little things you do
that makes me so crazily
attracted to you.

21

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

117

theoretisch kann ich praktisch alles

10

20:12
20-12
2012

1

NEVER apologize for saying what you feel, because that's like saying "sorry for being real."

7

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

104

"Wie geht es dir ?"

"Och,
ich bin flexibel.
Such dir was aus."

22

Damn right I'm good in bed.

I can stay there all day!

4

when I see you I feel scared to touch you, when I touch you I feel scared to kiss you,
when I kiss you I feel scared to hug you,
when I hug you I feel scared to love you,
when I love you I feel scared to lose you ....

121

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

Wer nicht vom Weg abkommt, bleibt auf der Strecke.

13

Birth control pills should probably be made for men.

It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

just saying...

15

Hab eben nen Veganer kennengelernt.

Hab ihm erzählt, dass Bildung wichtiger sei als Herkunft.

Egal wo Vegan liegt, er sei hier Willkommen.

27

"Können Sie sich bitte mal
beschreiben !"

"Hmm, na gut !
Sie wissen aber schon,
dass Kugelschreiber
Tinte schwer von der
Haut wieder abgeht ?"

"Ja, wir melden uns !"

27

You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

15

Maybelline
makes eyelashes appear four
times longer..
Maybelline should make condoms •

32

Oh, you're dating my ex?

Cool, I'm eating a sandwich.
Want those leftovers too?

117

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

29

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word

50

I like my bed, but
I'd rather be
in yours •

20

Positive
thinking is not about expecting the best to happen..
it's about accepting that whatever happens, it's for the best •

21

Time is like a river..
you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again..
enjoy every moment of life •

35

Wenn ich nicht weiss, was ich kochen soll, laufe ich im Supermarkt schlanken Menschen nach und kaufe was die kaufen.

Heute gibts Luftballon !

28

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.

45

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

77

Ich habe noch nie im Leben einen Sarkasmus vorgetäuscht!

47

I CAN'T
EAT IT,
DRINK IT,
SMOKE IT,
FUCK IT.
SO, WHY R U
ASKING ME
ABOUT IT?

65

Statistics are no substitute for judgement.

- Henry Clay -

3

This long distance relationship
isn't going to work.
Fridge, you're moving to my bedroom.

29

the best
project
you will
ever
work on
is
yourself.

23

I DON'T THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU...

I JUST SET MY STANDARDS HIGHER THAN YOURS! SO JUST STEP YOUR GAME UP!

@iKinetic

2

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

39

how to be happy

stop
comparing yourself
to others

25

If you were happy with the wrong one, just think how happy you will be when the right one comes

20

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy •

22

Dear headache,
be a man and fight me, but don't hide inside my head..
you chicken!!

21

Live for today,
love for tomorrow, and laugh at all your yesterdays..
never regret the past, always hope for the future, and cherish every moment you have •

26

You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

44

69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.

28

Szene aus dem Bus:

"Entschuldigung,
meine Uhr ist soeben
heruntergefallen.
Würden Sie sie mir
aufheben ?"

"Tut mir leid, dazu besitze
ich kein Uhrheberrecht.

34

Das Leben ist wie eine Fotografie, man braucht das Negative um sich zu entwickeln.

35

Hab gehört,
dass man schneller eine Beziehung aufbauen kann, wenn man mit einer Person Gemeinsamkeiten hat.

Also ich atme ganz gerne.

28

"Also, aus finanziellen
Gründen jetzt nur noch
Selbstgedrehte..."

"Tja, Rauchen ist echt
teuer."

"Rauchen ?
Ich rede von Pornos !"

33

leave my head
or
start paying rent

118

Volumenshampoo benutzt.

Haare nach wie vor sehr leise.

45

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

You can't laugh at yourself?

Don't worry.
I can do it for you.

63

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

147

Es regnet seit Tagen. Meine Frau ist deprimiert und guckt ständig durchs Fenster. Ich befürchte wenn es weiter regnet, muss ich sie reinlassen.

25

Ich liebe den Sommer in der Schweiz !

Das ist für mich persönlich immer die schönste Woche im Jahr.

31

Manchmal renne ich ja vor dem Bus weg, damit der mal sieht, wie das ist, wenn man zu spät kommt.

40

I wake
up with a good attitude everyday..
then idiots happen •

56

The synonym for reality is offline.

226

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

74

I wish I had more middle fingers to give out.

52

I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

9

what's the perfect girl if it's not the perfect time...

3

Wer am Montagmorgen
frisch aussieht,

hatte ein Scheiss-Wochenende.

19

If you fall, I'll be there.

- the floor -

5

Da geht man zwei Stunden mit dem Hund Gassi, nur um dann festzustellen das man ja gar keinen Hund hat.

23

Es ist ein Fehler aufgetreten.
Möchten Sie fortfahren ?

[ ] Ja
[ ] Nein
[ ] Wohin ?

21

Wenn Dir jemand
die Zeit raubt,
verscheuche ihn..!

Raubt Dir jemand
das Zeitgefühl,
haltet ihn ganz fest..!

32

Why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?

32

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

- Frank Sinatra

38

Manchmal schaue ich mir verträumt meine Kontoauszüge an,
streichle sanft über das Papier und flüstere:

"Mein eigenes kleines Griechenland!"

29

Don't read the next sentence.

You little rebel...I like you!

70

shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

53

Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

117

i love you not only for what you are, but for what i am when i am with you

120

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

271

Wer hat das Sandmännchen gekidnappt??

2

Kennt ihr das, wenn man am Wochenende alles schafft, was man sich vornimmt?
Ich auch nicht.

9

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

190

the truth only hurts when it should.

72

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

223

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

396

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