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hani jede egge gseh
8047 git mir soviel meh

2

Reminder: If your knees are scraped and bleeding, you are playing the oboe incorrectly.

1

WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK WHEN SORROW COMES, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

UNLESS WE ASK THE SAME QUESTION FOR EVERY MOMENT OF HAPPINESS THAT COMES OUR WAY.

14

Home is where
hearts connect automatically.

64

Sacrifice your
sense of self
and you'll realize
none of us are strangers.

21

May the force be with all of you kind hearted, creative and open minded people in this new year!

15

Der erste Gritibänz

3

Four billion years ago the planet Earth was molten rock. Four years ago boldomatic was born. Thank you all for making this happen.

86

I judge a good pair of yoga pants by the number of hip and ankle flask pockets.

4

One word of truth is worth more than a thousand words of polite chitchat

62

I have no idea who most of you are but I feel close to you.

32

i like people with emotional and intellectual depth, people who speak with passion from their inner twisted mind.

53

Winners focus on winning.

Losers focus on winners.

13

8

Machts gut und danke für den Fisch!

4

Schwäne sind die Ratten des Wassers.

5

it dseon't mttaer waht oredr the lrteets of a wrod are in, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteetrs are in the prpeor plcae, it's stlil redabale!

29

So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

107

rakiholiker.

7

When a narcissist can
no longer control you

They will instead try
to control how others
see you

14

traue keinem furz

4

Pandas
make
everything
better..

25

The hairdresser put so much pomenade in my hair, I'm afraid my dreams may slip away.

24

Unfuck yourself.

29

Abilene(Adj.)

Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.

~Excerpt from The Meaning of Liff, the much-loved dictionary of things there should be a word for but aren't.

14

I'm pretty sure I'll probably die telling someone that I'm fine.

22

I feel like I was never properly integrated into society. Lucky me.

28

I would spoon the crap out of you

1

HOME IS WHERE YOUR BAUCH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EINGEZOGEN

73

I thought I had a horrible nightmare last night, turns out I was sleep-reading a Kanye West tweet.

13

Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”

11

It’s a small comfort, but with only 8 justices on the Supreme Court, no one has to rotate out in beach volley ball.

9

A computer scientist calculated that buying one of everything on Amazon would cost $12.86 Billion #wastedhislife

16

DIY
or
die.

17

im no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

12

Time is just a word for a condition we barely understand.

97

a friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself...

16

verliebt - und finds super

6

went to the toilet without my phone....

144 tiles

22

So many likes when all you need is love

104

The word diarrhea.
Looks like it was written in a hurry.

78

We're all drama queens until we hit 90 or so.

8

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people

120

so langsam macht sich der Schlafmangel bemerkbar!

17

Sometimes you can be so dope and rare, that a person won't know how to handle it and will mess it up before they figure it out.

11

Der Partner, der sonntags Brötchen holt, darf übrigens die ganze Woche in Streitfragen recht haben.

13

Love is unconditional. Love is, "I know you're a fucking psycho maniac, but I'm willing to deal with that."

117

Anytime you try to be a loving person, you're doing your part to save the world.

6

the drunk me is actually the same as the sober me,
only 2times as honest and 10times as horny

36

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

133

I Wanna Dance With
Somebody

13

*

You're Beautiful
*
*

Come here

* *

53

but I want romance, asshole

38

"Wenn ich im Gschäft nöd chönnt schiisse, hett ich kei Überziit."

8

Eigener Stil hat immer eine unantastbare Stärke.

12

LET LOVE RULE

27

I like people who stumble into my life by pure chance

and who stay there with full intention.

11

Ich weiss nicht weshalb, aber seit ich dich kenne, scheint meine welt ein bisschen besser zu sein, farbiger und lebenswerter. Manchmal lächle ich ohne grund, denkend an die zukunft. an unsere zukunft. Du lässt mich alle traurigen momente vergessen & schmerz ist nur noch ein wort weit weg.

17

i need a hug(e amount of cash)

16

So liebi Mami's jetzt höred doch mal uf euri Chind z'desinfiszieren!

5

EVERYONE WANTS TO

FUCK
A DREAMER
AND THEN
FUCK A DREAMER!!

6

Siri asked my professor, if he can repeat it, because she didn't understand him.

11

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

SEPARATION

AND

DETACHMENT.

16

Stars can't shine through the darkness of denial.

15

sugar is the new evil.

6

ich has dir gfrögt

1

Expect a drunk dial soon.

11

Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else

15

A few days ago, I made
the perfect toasted cheese sandwich. Today, I've attempted the same, and failed, miserably.

Thus proving, you can never go back.

17

ich ha
mis geld im bankomat vergesse

4

kiss slowly,
laugh insanely, live truly and forgive quickly

Paulo Coelho

20

Everyone is getting married and having babies and I still haven't unpacked from a trip I took in 2009.

23

It will not be
my mistake,
to trust you.
It will be
your mistake,
to betray that trust.

When you give your word, it matters.

17

Pain is strange... Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish.
Like you've suddenly become an idiot. There's no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help.
• Bukowski

17

Ich: Soll ich es kaufen?
Kopf: Nein! Konto: Nein! Partner: Nein!
Universum: Nein!
Ich: Gekauft!

34

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

21

Good conversation turns me on. A connection between two people,
a mental one first.

- Brian Molko

24

*looks at menu and thinks

which one of these will make me fart the least

8

ROADTRIP

KEEP CALM
and

LISTEN TO
YOUR WIFE

24

Dirty hands are a sign of clean money

21

Time for a Gin Tonic

20

I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget.

11

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open?

17

Education is important but weapons are importanter!

35

Don't live every day as if it were your last.
Live every day as if it were your FIRST. (Paulo Coelho)

15

unprotected sleep

Turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep, risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

72

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

218

Validation is for parking, not people.

19

Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.

24

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

16

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

190

was andere von dir denken ist nicht dein problem

15

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

138

Die Tragik meines Lebens besteht ja darin, dass ich theoretisch weiss, wann ich besser nichts sagen sollte.

Und dann höre ich mich reden...

22

Love is not about possession.

Love is about appreciation .

~~Osho~~

18

A person who is nice to you, but is rude to the waiter, is NOT a nice person.

39

Stay away from negative people.
They have a problem for every solution..

54

Doch haben Sie Wien schon bei Nacht geseh'n?

Haben Sie das schon erlebt?

8

Gut, sie war'n in Übersee,
in New York und L.A.
In Rio de Janeiro
wurden Sie auch nicht froh.
Sie kennen Tel Aviv
besonders intensiv.
Sie träumen von Paris.
Von Moskau träumt man ohnedies.
Doch haben Sie Wien schon bei Nacht geseh'n?

6

DÉJÀBREW

(n) slowly remembering things you did while drunk.

37

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

53

he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool

87

PLEASE DO NOT FEED
THE FEARS

109

Have a beautiful weekend my internet friends.

13

Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

198

Whenever my mum asks me: "how was your weekend? " i reply: " you wanna hear the mother version or the truth? "

7

"I built this company with my own two hands. Just me, my computer, and an eight million dollar loan from my father."

26

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

105

because on wednesdays we drink wine

12

Wir leben in einer friedlichen Zeit? Nicht wenn man sich ständig zwischen Burger und Pizza entscheiden muss.

9

My favorite type of pain is champagne.

47

HOW WE WALK WITH THE BROKEN

SPEAKS LOUDER THAN HOW WE SIT WITH THE GREAT

24

alles schüsst mich ab...

8

94% of my daily cardio is just me stirring my coffee.

19

Seeing a cockroach on your bed isn't the problem, the real problem would be if it disappeared. . . .

54

Read!
Read as if it could save your life!

1

Es war
als klumpte
ihr
das Herz

6

Regen ist silber, schneien ist gold.

2

Sometimes,
the right words
just show up at
the right time.

79

Back then i was afraid not to fit in.
Now i am afraid that i will.

4

Hey atheists how do you explain tacos?

34

The hands of friendship have no color.

232

If I had $1 for every time I got called beautiful, I'd have $1.

Thanks mom.

37

Don't send nudes. Send xrays, it's what inside that counts.

28

My Sister was a wonderful person,
who could make a friend where ever she went.

1959 - 2015

59

Be careful When you Follow The
"MASSES"

Sometimes The
"M "
Is Silent ;-)

124

my heart says: summer

my body says: no

203

It still feels like 1990 was ten years ago.

41

I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

59

wenn dir jemand sagt "zeit heilt alle wunden." dann hau ihm eine rein und sag "es wird gleich besser!"

1

BOSS: GO!

LEADER: LETS GO!

8

es kafi mit schüss

10

I want to have sunshine with you.

30

Always have an emergency rösti at home.

30

My fridge is a cemetery for vegetables.

48

Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

191

We
Are
Shaped
and
Fashioned
By
What We
Love

141

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

Life can be hard. Life can be fun. Life can be kind and life can be mean. Have the right attitude and life can be whatever you want it to be!!

14

Have faith and believe in the GOOD, have the courage to STAND UP for whats right...and NEVER second guess your instincts...

14

Treat every day like it's Taco Tuesday

31

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

114

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

50

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

217

Everytime you use woodies, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death.

29

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

45

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

204

We are all neighbors. Whether it be next door, by city, by state, by country, or by continent.

76

The only reason I'm in the office, is the spinning chairs.

8

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

180

wenn du wissen willst wer dich beherrscht musst du nur herausfinden wen du nicht kritisieren darfst

10

Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.

87

red wine:

a secret's worst enemy

29

5 kinds of fear

1. panic
2. terror
3. 15 missed calls from mom
4. "we need to talk"
5. "wrong password"

33

grace
thrills

1

I'm kinda nervous about 2014 because
2+0+1+4= 7

...and you know how many nipples Hitler would have if he had 5 more?

Thats right, 7.

54

i can shazam my neighbours music

10

how you make others feel about themselves, says a lot about you.

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