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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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Sorry i'm late but i didn't want to come

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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love is an open door.

an open fridge door..

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I'm actually not funny.
I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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decided to burn lots of calories today, so i set a fat kid on fire.

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