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rap is like scissors it always loses to rock

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Laughter is the best medicine

Unless you have diarrhea

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So you changed to an iPhone 5 just for an extra inch?

Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same...

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selfie's are to photography as wanking is to sex

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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New colours!

Chocolate brown &
palm green.

Enjoy.

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All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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