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Smells like the only Nirvana song you know.

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One baby to another says
I'm lucky to have met you.
I don't care what you think
unless it is about me.

-Nirvana

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I am always tired.

1

I must really be wicked...

4

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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If it takes someone 12 minutes to get the straw into the Capri Sun, this should give you some indication as to what they are like in bed.

Back away slowly, then run fast, run far.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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