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Monday isn't so bad...

...in holidays,
when it's warm and sunny :D

(But otherwise:
f*** Mondays)

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Cashier: Have a nice day!
Me: Don't tell me what to do!

22

How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl?

Bite its head...if it's hollow, it's a boy.

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On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.

18

i don't drink to get drunk, i drink to...

no wait, i definitely drink to get drunk

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Find the guy who turns to his friends and says "That's her".

26

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

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