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I was trying to make sense of it all...
and ended up with a burger.

29

look,
my middlefinger
likes you

57

you call it moment,
i call it life'

18

Some
people
need to
open their small minds instead of their big mouths •

14

Yeh! Habe auch noch das
2. Hässlichste Badetuch gewonnen, plus Tupperwarebox!
xD

18

I can hear monday already whispering "go fuck yourself" into my ear...

18

Happiness
isn't defined by where you live and how much money you have..
it's being with the people you love that mean the world to you •

30

I live in fear of accidentally hearing a Justin Bieber song and liking it.

53

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

248

When you try to compliment someone but end up insulting them...

21

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

35

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

2

"Hast du dir die Nummer gemerkt?" "Welche Nummer?" "Na die von dem Lastwagen der dir übers Gesicht gefahren ist."

11

"Bold of the Day"

New platform, on which we will repost a special daily Bold to give you that little laughter every day to make it through our busy world.

7

"Bold of the Day"

New platform, on which we will repost a special daily Bold to give you that little laughter every day to make it through our busy world.

6

"Bold of the Day"

New platform, on which we will repost a special daily Bold to give you that little laughter every day to make it through our busy world.

8

No more food in house.

Let the hunger games
begin.

20

Using the word "etc." to make others think you know more than you actually do.

33

I choose Charizard. You're move motherfucker.

9

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges just to keep the crazies from following you.

22

Mittagsschlaf:

Früher gehasst,
heute geliebt •

23

If google can't find the answer,
then it's not a really question.

39

Spiele
niemals mit dem Herzen einer Frau, nimm lieber die Brüste davon gibts zwei •

16

Say no
to drugs and yes to chocolate •

28

Don't rush me, I'm waiting for the last minute.

32

I love listening to lies when i know the truth

6

You can either agree with me,
or be wrong •

24

Food always looks better when someone else is eating it...

25

I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think that I am awesome.

In which case, you are right.

22

Keeping it real is a full time job.
If only you could get payed for it.

13

Live
to
win

8

I love finding money in my clothes.
It's like a gift from me to me.

123

I’ve heard sex is a killer..

Want to die happy?

41

Some people make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter and your life a little better

19

Why did the Catholic priest get sent to prison?
Tax evasion.

17

Take the chance you get in life because somethings only happen once

11

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.

29

My room was clean. Until I had to decide what to wear.

38

No
I wasn't ignoring you at all,
I had to go walk my fish •

29

TIME IS PRECIOUS, WASTE IT WISELY.

49

Pardon me, I'm allergic to bullshit.

21

Friends
are like potatoes..
If you eat them,
they die •

28

Hellre en bollkalle i kanalen än en kall balle i analen.

12

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.

17

Without money, we'd all be rich.

90

Hakuna Matata

1

why do we need algebra?
finding "x" is only useful if you're a pirat.

54

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

EVERYBODY'S SO FUCKIN' TALENTED THESE DAYS..

26

Have a freakin' weekend and don't forget to Rock'n'Roll!

25

Wer ist eigentlich
FrauMünster?

11

"You are what you eat" - That's funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately...

47

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