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Posts Liked by tobias

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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all women are crazy, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.

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what if it doesn't what to be called "hot sauce"?

what if it wants to be called "beautiful sauce"?

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i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

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you know you're lazy when you stay home all day and after you take a shower, you get back into your pajamas

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bad decisions make good stories

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Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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