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What the fuck do birds have to be so happy about at 5am?

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I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

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If you had a bad day, don't take it out on me.

Unless we're both naked.

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Lieber Augenringe als gar kein Schmuck!

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MEIN GESICHT STEHT IMMER 3H NACH MIR AUF.

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Da ich Laktose oder Gluten herrvorragend vertrage, nehme ich mir ausgleichend im zwischenmenschlichen Bereich einige Intoleranzen heraus.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other....

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