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Posts Liked by tina0034

I don't stalk.

I BAE-watch.

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you can't put a flower in a asshole and call it a vase.

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i don't care what people think about me...

at least mosquitos find me attractive.

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why do crutons come in a resealable bag, are we really concerned that they'll go stale.

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an iphone user dating an android user is a modern day interracial relationship

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whats the difference between meat and chicken...

if you beat your chicken, it dies.

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i'm not a player i'm a gamer.

players get chicks i get achievements.

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My job is like the movie "Sixth Sense", except:

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE !

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