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Posts Liked by TimLang

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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