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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we'd be planting so many trees and probably save the world.

To bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

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WHEN A GIRL SAYS "OKAY HAVE FUN"

DO NOT HAVE FUN!

ABORT THE MISSION. I REPEAT, ABORT THE MISSION!

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Cinderella is the proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

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Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

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