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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.

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life (noun)

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.
there is currently no known cure.

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I hate watching an episode a week, I'm more of a season a day kinda person.

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When I was a kid, my parents dressed me because I didn't care what I looked like. Looking at photos, they obviously didn't care either.

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My children are dyslexic; they think 'Dad' is spelt ATM.

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Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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