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Just remembered I'm an adult and had a little panic attack.

102

If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

100

this is Major Tom
to Ground Control

I'm stepping
through the door

and I'm floating
in a most peculiar way

and the stars look
very different today

83

Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

93

When asked if he'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister, my brother gave it some thought and answered:
"A bicycle."

71

i have never stopped loving you.

not counting those days you had your period,
of course.

93

Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.

109

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

108

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