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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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"Mama, erzähl uns von deinen wilden Jahren!" "Wir haben viel Serien geguckt und im Internet davon erzählt."

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who am i shaving for?

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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We all think we're smart
until we try to turn on
someone else's shower.

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Bin beim Joggen angebaggert worden.

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Eigentlich bin ich gefragt worden, ob man mir einen Arzt rufen soll.

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Remember the days we didn't walk around with 5000 photos in our pockets?

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I can't wait to hide all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

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