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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

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I don't need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee!

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My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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YESTERDAY
I REALLY WANTED A BURRITO.
TODAY I AM EATING A BURRITO.
FOLLOW YOUR FUCKING DREAMS.

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I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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