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“Siri, ist noch Bier im Kühlschrank?“

“Ist mir scheißegal, frag doch deine neue Schlampe Alexa!“

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Statist im
eigenen Leben sein.

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DEPRESSO

the feeling you get when youve run out of coffee.

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Bauchweh ohne B tut auch weh.

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Vergeben und Vergessen?

Ich bin weder Jesus noch habe ich Alzheimer.

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Just because someone has more followers doesn't make them better than you. Hitler had millions. Jesus had 12.

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Kinder kommt nörgeln, das Essen ist fertig.

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Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

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